I really do swallow tacks

PATRICK!

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 20:59:43 GMT

Your Patrick, the dumbest person uhhh star i have
ever seen...

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Your Patrick, the dumbest person uhhh star i have ever seen...
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You know you're from California when:

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 20:41:02 GMT

You Know You're From California When...

The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway.

You were born somewhere else.

You know how to eat an artichoke.

The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

Your car has bullet-proof windows.

Left is right and right is wrong.

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

You can't find your other earring because your son is wearing it.

You drive to your neighborhood block party.

Your family tree contains "significant others."

You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.

You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

More than clothes come out of the closets.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

More money is spent on facelifts than on diapers.

Smoking in your office is not optional.

You pack shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

When you can't schedule a meeting because you must "do lunch."

Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.

Rainstorms or thunder are the lead story for the local news.

You'll reluctantly miss yoga class to wait for the hot tub repairman.

You consult your horoscope before planning your day.

A glass has been reserved for you at your favorite winery.

All highways into the state say: "no fruits."

All highways out of the state say: "Go back."

The Terminator is your governor

You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.

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Death Survey

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 20:34:55 GMT

The Ultimate Death Survey

What do you think happens after you die? Afterlife

Do you believe in heaven? Yeeea

Do you believe in hell? Yeeea

Do you think you will be judged after you die? Yeeea

How many people would attend your funeral? At least two

Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral? Laugh

What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills? Downing pills

What should be written on your tombstone? Loved by all

Would you rather die childless or divorced? Divorced

Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night? Night

If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to? My family

What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral? Pretty ones

On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember? Eating whatever I want

Have you ever watched someone die? Yeeea

What's the most gruesome death you can imagine? Torture or maybe not...

How often do you think about death? Hardly ever

Is fear of dying your number one fear? No

Do you believe in reincarnation? No

Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead? Yeeeea

Do you consider life short or long? Short

Do you think you have a soul? Yeeea

Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is: ok

If you were cremated, where would you like your ashes? In the ocean in Hawaii

Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be? Yea, as long as I was 21 so I could drink legally.

Quizzes

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 20:26:17 GMT

You're addicted to.....

Alcohol!
Mmmmmmm, Mmmmmm, Bitch! I like you, alcohol is one
of the better things to be addicted to. The
only bad part is it makes you feel like doing
nothing and the next morning you get a terrible
hangover.

What are you addicted to? (pics!)
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Lizi: Yea, who has beer now?

Kat: I don't drink stupid.

Lizi: Riiight. That's what you said in Hawaii.

Kat: That's right, I didn't drink.

Lizi: *cough*

Quizzes

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 20:21:03 GMT

your asshole.

What swear word are you?
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Lizi: Hey! Asshole -and- stoner...

Kat: I'm not a fucking asshole.

Lizi: Ok, well 15 minutes ago you weren't a stoner, and we proved that one, didn't we?

Kat: Go hump your pillows bitch.

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Sat, 21 Aug 2004 20:11:18 GMT

Vodka

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Lizi: That's so true!

Kat: Really?

Lizi: Yes.

Kat: 69.. hehehe 69..

Lizi: oh my god....

Thursday and Friday..

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 19:54:21 GMT

Thursday...

Last day of Jr. Guards. We had a scavenger hunt. We brought all this crap back that we didn't need to get. Like it wasn't on the list. Two pails, a broken boogie board, two pieces of beautiful wood (Lizi: i thought there was only one.. Kat: No. There was two.), two marshmallows (pink and white.. I think Mike ate them), and a short piece of rope. We had so much fun with the crap..

¬ We filled the pails with ash from the fire pits and threw it everywhere.

¬ We took the boogie board and went down this half pipe made of sand and wood. We broke the boogie into about 6+ pieces so we could all boogie board in the surf. After we were done body surfing we made growling noises at the little kids that walked by and bit chunks out of the little boogie boards. (I'm the best at makin the lion noise)

¬ As for the two marshmallows, we put them on rusty nails and Mike ate them.

¬ I had a huge fit with the wood and threw it.

¬ (this is now lizi talkin) Kat found this piece of rope and Mike took it and tied it to Kat's wrist. At first I thought he was, like, putting her on a leash or sumthing, but then he tied the other end of it o my wrist. That was bad. We had to run around Tower 13 tied together. OMG. (Kat) The hot lifeguard at Tower 13 thought we were lesbians cuz we were holding hands. (Lizi) WHAT?! The rope HURT! (Kat) Lizi thinks I'm hot! (Lizi) We had an 'I'm not talking to you - No I'm not talking to you' fight... Kinda hard to explain, but it was great..
(Lizi) Then I got the rope off my wrist and tied it to Mike. And him and Kat were stuck trying to eat pizza and be tied together at the same time. That was great. Then Kat got her end off and we tied it to Devin's wrist, so Mike and Dev were tied together. Devin (btw) is bi, and didn't mind at all. Mike... was disturbed... to say the least. (Kat) *gigglefit*
(Lizi) Then Kat and this other chick got tied together when we were going bodysurfing again. And then Mike got both his hands tied together. OMG It was so great.

¬ (Kat) My friend stole a lighter from the ABC store in Hawaii and gave it to me. So of course I brought it to Jr Guards. We ended up lighting Mike's JG shirt on fire... multiple times. At the end of Guards my shirt was in the scavenger hunt bag, so I couldn't wear it. I had to wear Mike's good shirt, and he had to wear the one with all the burned holes in it. Then I put the burned shirt up on the fence in front of jr guard headquarters. It was great.

Friday...

Lizi's Bonfire...

I showed up to Lizi's bonfire and the first thing I saw was Devin all primped up like a beauty queen and fixing his hair while looking at his watch reflection.

Truth or Dare--

Involved Jody biting Devin's nipple, me biting Devin's nipple, lap dances all around, and licking people's thighs and faces. Ok, seriously now. I did something I really regret. I did something really horrible. And I think Devin's scarred for life. I reminded him of something he REALLY didn't wanna remember. I don't really wanna go into detail.

Some of these things last night involved Jody and me being tied up with shoe laces.. lol On the bed. lol.

Yea, I whopped EVERYONE at darts last night. w00t.

LIZI! YOUR SO STUPIT! YEEEA!

Lizi: Yea? Well youre fucked... stoner.

Kat: Lizi tried to rape me last night.

Lizi: OMG! NO I DIDN'T! I WAS ASLEEP!

Kat: No, shut up. You tried to rape me. (261 A!!!) I woke up in the middle of the night with Lizi hand in my hair and her leg all entangled in mine. I was like 'oh my god, i dont wanna wake her.'

Lizi: The only logical reason I can think of that you didn't wanna wake me, is that you were enjoying it.

Kat: Fuck you Lizi.

Lizi: You know what though, I WAS ASLEEP! I don't even remember this!

Kat: You were probably drunk. I'm sleeping on the floor next time.

Lizi: Like last time?

Kat: *giggle* It's not that funny stupid.

Lizi: Well I thought it was.

Kat: Your dog just ate crap.

Lizi: Literally? I wouldn't put it past her.

Kat: Just don't stick stuff in my hole.

THE END! (You're fucked)

Pictures

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 19:31:34 GMT

Ok, that kinda didn't work, so here's the pic of Demi Moore..

Pictures

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 19:30:19 GMT

Look at this awesome picture of Demi Moore.

CARE BEARS!

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 19:25:15 GMT

Stoner Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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Lizi: OMG KAT! YOU FREAKIN STONER!

Kat: No I'm not, fuuuck you.

Lizi: You're fucked.

Adam: *butting in uninvited* Man, lay off the weed.

Kat: So, do you have any weed?

Lizi: NO! I'm a straightedger.

Adam: I do.

Kat: Give. Now. Please. Please. Please.

Adam: Um... ok. Later though, people can't know about this.

Lizi: *smacks Adam upside the head*

Responding

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 22:05:13 GMT

so as for kyles question, do i want to be a magically gay unicorn? hmmm......let me think about that, NO. :)so if anyone does want to be a magically gay unicorn they should probably contact kyle he's the boy with the pink layout and the gaybo carebear as an icon. anyway jk luv ya -kat

what i look like

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 03:40:53 GMT

if anyone wants to know i look like a really pretty boy with boobs. People tell me i look like debi moore in GI Jane. bald is beautiful. hairy people suck they make us bald people feal inferior, so when christine is sleeping im going to shave the left side of her head. Muahahahaha.Also mullets are beautiful. anyways if your bald or you have a mullet let me know. i love the white trash mullet, i think i'm going for a mullet next. we should get blue slurpies and shave our heads, whos with me. christine come over so we can shave that hair off. Aight TTYL bye homies

Sometimes...when Katherine and Christine hang out...crazy things happen.

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 02:00:04 GMT

Props to Christine for the amazingly horrible layout. I ♥ it like whoa. By the way, this is Christine typing :).

Katherine dictating to me: "Alright...the day I swallowed a tack...by Katherine.

It was a...haha...day like any other. At least that's what I thought. I...hahaha...hahahhaah...went...::silent laughter::..to Christine's house...my pimp daddy...I'm just...erase that. Christine you suck. Stop it let me tell the story. Alright, I blame Christine for all of this. For the mass amount of thumb tacs she had in her house."

::Christine takes over:: OK...so Katherine was at my house one day two years ago. She picked up one of my blue thumb tacs and started chewing on it. I told her, "Katherine...get that out of your mouth, you're going to swallow it." Katherine said, "No I'm not." And the tac promptloy found its way down her esophagus :). Mmmm, emergency room. Her mom slapped me in the face for no reason. I hate her e_e. Ok...so anyway ::plots Katherine's mother's death. muahahahhaa:: the tac went through her with no problems, but it had a great adventure! And to this day...Katherine owes me a blue thumb tac. The End.

Mmmm, cheesy.

Wed, 28 Jul 2004 01:36:34 GMT

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